REBLOG.I KISSED A CLOWN BECAUSE I’M A GENIUS.
I love an egg because i’m deaf.
I shot a clown beacuse i’m deaf
I had plastic surgery to look like a dog because I’m stupid and dumb.
THERE’S NO FUCKING APRIL
i kissed a horse because i’m deaf
how much does mine relate to trace o m g
i love a horse because i can rap and im cool.
I’m girly and I look like a lesbian becuase I smoke crack.
I stabbed and egg because I’m a genius.
i dance like a pencil because im gay
I love your girlfriend because i’m a genius.
I strongly dislike Spongebob because I’m a genius.
(via shadysecret)
I strongly dislike Spongebob because I’m a genius.
HEY. THAT’S THE SAME.I ran like a cookie jar because I’m deaf. Alright I think I might’ve lost my mind.
(via amyxcali)
I sing like cheese because I smoke crack.
WUT.
so i told my parents about this cuz i thought it was hilarious, and they’re like….don’t post that cuz the secret service will come after you. (my birthday is December 1st)…lame
I kissed a lesbian because I’m a genius. Well, if she’s hot, I’m not opposed…
I dance like Justin Beiber because I’m on crack. (im almost 17)