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REBLOG.

I KISSED A CLOWN BECAUSE I’M A GENIUS.

I love an egg because i’m deaf.

I shot a clown beacuse i’m deaf

I had plastic surgery to look like a dog because I’m stupid and dumb.

THERE’S NO FUCKING APRIL

i kissed a horse because i’m deaf

how much does mine relate to trace o m g

i love a horse because i can rap and im cool.

I’m girly and I look like a lesbian becuase I smoke crack.

I stabbed and egg because I’m a genius.

i dance like a pencil because im gay

I love your girlfriend because i’m a genius.

I strongly dislike Spongebob because I’m a genius.

(via shadysecret)

I strongly dislike Spongebob because I’m a genius. HEY. THAT’S THE SAME.

 I ran like a cookie jar because I’m deaf. Alright I think I might’ve lost my mind.

(via amyxcali)

I sing like cheese because I smoke crack.

WUT.

so i told my parents about this cuz i thought it was hilarious, and they’re like….don’t post that cuz the secret service will come after you. (my birthday is December 1st)…lame

I kissed a lesbian because I’m a genius. Well, if she’s hot, I’m not opposed…

I dance like Justin Beiber because I’m on crack. (im almost 17)

  1. kahvelicikolata reblogged this from juliusmacalagay
  2. youngdumbandreckless reblogged this from spaceboundrcktshp and added:
    I sing like a clown because I’m a genius :))
  3. spaceboundrcktshp reblogged this from happiestkidonearth
  4. darkii reblogged this from deansawedoff
  5. highlydisregarded reblogged this from emmazingemma and added:
    i had plastic surgery to look like a jew, because i smoke crack :)
  6. supershanen reblogged this from sleepyswamps
  7. danielklindgren reblogged this from emmazingemma and added:
    I’m girly and I look like a jew because I’m deaf.
  8. emmazingemma reblogged this from jonthehighschoolyears and added:
    so i told my parents about this cuz i thought it was hilarious, and they’re like….don’t post that cuz the secret service...
  9. charlottechorley reblogged this from tippingtimeless and added:
    i smoke crack….safeeeeee.
  10. schmidttalking reblogged this from westfalias and added:
    i married obama because im a genius. hahah
  11. bibblyhibbly reblogged this from yesmasterchief and added:
    I sing like a pencil because I’m a genius.
  12. fuckyeahlezgirls reblogged this from thefoetalgravecalledprogress and added:
    WHERE THE FUCK IS APRIL?
  13. muriisnotdead reblogged this from yeslyannzurc and added:
    I strongly dislike barney because I’m a genius.
  14. radicalchuu reblogged this from l0rd-v0ldyfarts and added:
    I’m a girl and i look like Barney because i smoke crack.
  15. silhouettexdreamer reblogged this from atouchofsatan
  16. westfalias reblogged this from fuckinghomesick and added:
    I sing like Taylor Swift because I smoke crack?
  17. shemumbledmonster reblogged this from julykids
  18. thefoetalgravecalledprogress reblogged this from saraquinlovesme
  19. kaisparda reblogged this from yeslyannzurc and added:
    I stabbed your boyfriend because I smoke crack. 16 days later and it would be “I stabbed your boyfriend because I am...
  20. yeslyannzurc reblogged this from saraquinlovesme
  21. nicely-done reblogged this from lindsey10feettall and added:
    I dance like a horse because I’m single.
  22. haaayitslara reblogged this from the-argyle-gargoyle and added:
    I strongly dislike Michael Jackson because im a genius
  23. seahorseinabunnysuit reblogged this from ilikekissinggirls and added:
    I ran like a pencil because I smoke crack LOLOLOLOL
  24. the-argyle-gargoyle reblogged this from isaoubel and added:
    NO APRIL! >:@ I was born in April.. =(
  25. ilikekissinggirls reblogged this from fuckinghomesick and added:
    I kissed a dog because I’m deaf.
  26. milliondollarminds reblogged this from yesmasterchief and added:
    I’m girly and I look like a lesbian because I’m single. WHUT DA FUQ?! :’( trufax.
  27. yesmasterchief reblogged this from isaoubel and added:
    I had plastic surgery to look like a pencil because I can rap and I’m cool.
  28. l0rd-v0ldyfarts reblogged this from onceuponapenis and added:
    ^ that. exactly. haha. in two days, I will stab Justin Beiber and be a genius.
  29. isaoubel reblogged this from onceuponapenis and added:
    I STRONGLY DISLIKE OBAMA BECAUSE I CAN RAP AND I’M COOL.
  30. mockingjay7 posted this